Anecdotes, musings, and art from an unusual mind.
“Mom and dad, I wanna invite my friends over for a sleepover.”“I love this idea,” exclaimed the girl’s father.”“No, you have to stay away!”“What do you mean? I’m the king of sleepovers!”“It’s not that kind of sleepover, GOD! …Mom, please don’t let him ruin this!” Susan gently patted Fred’s left […]
The other night I had a dream I was driving and suddenly the Candyman was in my passenger seat. Now there was a lack of bees, so it could have been the actor and not the character, but in the dream I was thinking that it was the Candyman, which […]
I have a complicated relationship with sleep. As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster aaand I’ve already derailed things. Insomnia has been in my life on and off since I was a small child. This is extra frustrating, because I love to dream. […]
