Katie sat in the waiting room with a cat, a nurse, Spongebob, and the Kool-Aid Man. There must be an unwritten rule for old buildings that all waiting rooms have fluorescent lighting and one has to constantly flicker. Leaning back in her chair, she listened to music in her headphones […]
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Daddy’s Little Girl
“Mom and dad, I wanna invite my friends over for a sleepover.”“I love this idea,” exclaimed the girl’s father.”“No, you have to stay away!”“What do you mean? I’m the king of sleepovers!”“It’s not that kind of sleepover, GOD! …Mom, please don’t let him ruin this!” Susan gently patted Fred’s left […]
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I’d Buy a Car from Tom Waits
Why is it that some car salesmen have voices that sound like they were smacked in the throat by a 2×4? The commercials are unmistakable. Even if they didn’t talk about cars in the first part of the commercial, you would know by just hearing the voice that the guy […]